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Briefing on the Weather

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character.

Parody. Stephen Smiller is a fictional cartoon character.

Briefing on the Weather

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

The President has fixed the weather. It is sunny everywhere he goes, and

Card Two: In Case of Rain, Blame the Wind.

So that's settled. The wind has been notified.

The script, from Donny's office

The President has fixed the weather. It is sunny everywhere he goes, and any clouds you see are fake clouds.

Card Two was for LATER. But the wind DID do it. Correct on the facts. D.

Printed by Natalie Sharpie

Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.

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