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Briefing on the President's Health

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

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Briefing on the President's Health

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

Q: How is the President's health?

CONFIDENTIAL. Next question.

Q: Is that the answer, or the label on the folder?

It's both. That's efficiency. The President loves efficiency.

The script, from Donny's office

The President's health is perfect. The doctors have never seen anything like it.

His heart is the size of a normal heart, but better.

OPEN the folder. Inside the folder. INSIDE. Still, she didn't give them anything. Very loyal. D.

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