Briefing on the President's Schedule
What she read out loud
Good afternoon. Here is the President's schedule for today.
Lunch after golf then, lunch before golf: morning.
That's in a very specific order. The President's order. He invented that order.
The script, from Donny's office
Good afternoon. Here is the President's schedule for today.
Morning: golf before lunch, then golf after lunch.
Turn the page AROUND. The schedule is the same either way, which is how you know it's a great schedule. D.
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