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Briefing on the Heartland Tour

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character.

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Briefing on the Heartland Tour

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

Thank you, Ohio!

We're in Iowa? Thank you, Iowa, and Ohio, who are watching from Iowa.

They're both mostly O's. The President says O is the best letter. It's round, like a trophy.

The President loves both of you exactly the same, which is the most.

The script, from Donny's office

Thank you, Iowa!

The President loves the heartland, and the heartland loves him back. Tremendously.

IOWA. Ohio was LAST WEEK. Both great states. Both love me. Mostly the O's. D.

Printed by Natalie Sharpie

Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.

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