Briefing on the Roads
What she read out loud
The President is building the most beautiful roads ever built.
END OF TEXT.
END OF TEXT.
END OF TEXT. That's a lot of text ending. That's how you know it was a big speech.
The script, from Donny's office
The President is building the most beautiful roads ever built.
Gold roads. Very smooth. You won't believe how smooth.
When the screen says END OF TEXT, you END. You don't READ the END. (The roads part was perfect.) D.
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Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.