Briefing on the President's Hands
What she read out loud
Q: Can you confirm the size of the President's hands?
TOP SECRET. DO NOT SHOW TO PRESS. Next question.
Q: That's printed on the folder.
And I respect the folder.
The script, from Donny's office
The President's hands are a very normal size. Large, in fact. The largest.
Measured by the President, personally, twice.
She respects the folder. Good. Everybody should respect the folder. Give her a raise. A small one. D.
Printed by Natalie Sharpie
Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.