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Briefing on Trade

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

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Briefing on Trade

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

The President's terrifics are terrific.

Every country wants to talk about the terrifics. They call him day and night about the terrifics.

There will be more terrifics on Tuesday.

I'm not going to read into that.

The script, from Donny's office

The President's tariffs are terrific.

Every country wants to make a deal with him. Personally. In the gold room.

TARIFFS are terrific. TERRIFICS are not a thing. Although: good word. Trademark it. D.

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