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Briefing on the President's Dinner

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

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Briefing on the President's Dinner

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

Tonight the President enjoyed a steak, well done, pronounced WELL DONE, SAY IT PROUD.

With ketchup, pronounced KETCH-UP, NOT "CATSUP," CATSUP IS FOR LOSERS.

Chefs are calling it brave. That's on the card too.

The script, from Donny's office

Tonight the President enjoyed a steak, well done, with ketchup.

Chefs are calling it brave.

Catsup IS for losers. Correct. But that part was for HER. Now everybody knows the secret. D.

Printed by Natalie Sharpie

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