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Briefing on A1

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

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Briefing on A1

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

Good afternoon. Today we have a very special guest. A champion, with the belt to prove it.

The Secretary of Education will now explain A1.

Q: Does she mean AI? Artificial intelligence?

She means A1. It's on her chalkboard, and the chalkboard is never wrong. I'm not going to read into that.

The script, from Donny's office

Good afternoon. The Secretary of Education will now explain the President's plan for AI in every classroom.

AI is the future, and the future is tremendous.

A-I. The I is a LETTER. Nobody corrected her. Nobody corrected you either. Tremendous team. Keep it. D.

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