Briefing on the Golf Scorecards
What she read out loud
Q: What did the President shoot this weekend?
PERSONAL. DO NOT OPEN. Next question.
Q: Can you at least say if it was under par?
It says PERSONAL. That's under par for folders.
The script, from Donny's office
The President shot a 59 this weekend. Twice. In the rain.
The course has asked to frame his scorecard.
Excellent dodge. Even I don't know what she meant. Neither do they. That's a win. D.
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