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Briefing on the State of Things

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character.

Parody. Stephen Smiller is a fictional cartoon character.

Briefing on the State of Things

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

The state of things is strong. Stronger than ever.

END OF TEXT.

Thank you all for staying. Most of you. One of you.

END OF TEXT. Thank you, sir, for staying. Sir? You're the cameraman. Wonderful.

The script, from Donny's office

The state of things is strong. Stronger than ever.

Thank you, and God bless the gold.

"END OF TEXT" means LEAVE. She stayed. Loyal. Very loyal. The cameraman too. Promote the cameraman. D.

Printed by Natalie Sharpie

Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.

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