Briefing on the Secretary of War
What she read out loud
Good afternoon. Before we take questions, a word about the Secretary of War.
[THE SECRETARY OF WAR WILL NOW DO PUSH-UPS DURING QUESTIONS]
Q: Is he all right? He looks green.
He's camouflaged. Of War. That's exactly what the President intended.
The script, from Donny's office
Good afternoon. Before we take questions, a word about the Secretary of War.
He's here today, and he'll be standing quietly at the back.
STANDING. Quietly. At the BACK. Not push-ups on the carpet in front of the cameras. The form was terrible. He did one. D.
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