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Briefing on the Polls

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character.

Parody. Stephen Smiller is a fictional cartoon character.

Briefing on the Polls

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

The President is up twelve points in the poles.

Both of them. The North Pole and the South Pole.

The penguins love him. The ones up north love him even more, and there aren't any, which shows you.

The script, from Donny's office

The President is up twelve points in the polls.

Every poll. Even the ones that don't exist yet.

POLLS. Although: the penguins DO love me. Get me a penguin. For photos. D.

Printed by Natalie Sharpie

Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.

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