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Briefing on the Hair

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character.

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Briefing on the Hair

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

The President's hair is one hundred percent real.

One hundred percent real. One hundred percent real. One hundred percent real.

The teleprompter is stuck. That's how real it is.

END OF TEXT.

The script, from Donny's office

The President's hair is one hundred percent real.

It has its own weather system. Scientists are baffled.

The teleprompter got stuck on the TRUTH. Very honest teleprompter. Fire the operator anyway. D.

Printed by Natalie Sharpie

Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.

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