Briefing on the Freedonia Summit
What she read out loud
The President met the leader of Freedonia today. Free-DOE-nee-uh, rhymes with "we don't know ya."
The President also met the leader of We Don't Know Ya, a great country. Very small. Great hats.
I'm not going to read into that.
The script, from Donny's office
The President met the leader of Freedonia today.
A great meeting. The leader said the President was the best leader he'd ever met. Off the record. Loudly.
There is no country called We Don't Know Ya. Check. (Don't check. Nobody checks. Great.) D.
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