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Briefing on the President's Birthday

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character.

Parody. Stephen Smiller is a fictional cartoon character.

Briefing on the President's Birthday

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

The President's birthday is a national holiday now. [WAIT FOR GASPS]

[GASPS ARE GOOD]

[IF NO GASPS, GASP YOURSELF]

Gasp.

The script, from Donny's office

The President's birthday is a national holiday now.

Cake for everyone. Well, for him. But everyone can watch.

Gasping yourself is allowed. It's in the brackets. But you don't SAY "gasp." You GASP. Practice. D.

Printed by Natalie Sharpie

Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.

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