My Closet (The Gold Wing)
I Discovered a Brand-New Color. It's Called Donny.
Scientists said there are no new colors left to find. I found one in my closet. It's like gold, but more confident.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Little Donny has discovered a brand-new color. Scientists have said every color was already found. Scientists also said I couldn’t eat two dinners in one night. Wrong both times.
About the Color
It’s called Donny. It looks like gold, but more confident. In some light, it’s gold that just closed a deal. In other light, it’s gold that has been told it’s handsome.
Most people can’t see it at first. Their eyes aren’t ready. You have to look at it for a long time and believe in it.
How I Found It
I was getting dressed. I held my best tie next to my best shoes, and between them, in the air, there it was. A new color. I named it immediately, before anybody else could.
What Happens Next
- The color will be added to every rainbow, starting next spring.
- Crayon boxes will need a new slot. I’ve told the crayon people.
- Painters may use it for free, as long as they’re painting me.
For press inquiries, please look at the color first.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can you describe the color?
Picture gold. Now picture gold that just got a compliment. That's it.
Why can't I see it?
Your eyes need time. Mine were ready from birth.