The Donny Deluxe
Well-done steak with ketchup. Perfect. Chefs hate this secret.
Ingredients
- The best steak (any steak is the best when Donny eats it)
- Ketchup (lots)
- A plate (preferably gold-rimmed)
Instructions
- 1 Get the best steak. Any steak is the best when Donny eats it.
- 2 Cook it until all the pink is gone. Pink is weakness.
- 3 Add ketchup. Lots of ketchup. The ketchup is the secret.
- 4 Enjoy your perfect meal. You're welcome.
Chef Donny's Note: "This is tremendous. Chefs worldwide are jealous."