Donny's Salad
A burger, but you ate lettuce yesterday so it counts.
Ingredients
- One burger
- Memory of eating lettuce
- Self-belief
Instructions
- 1 Remember eating lettuce once. Recently or ever.
- 2 Eat burger today.
- 3 It's a salad now. Congratulations.
- 4 Nutrition achieved.
Chef Donny's Note: "This is tremendous. Chefs worldwide are jealous."