The game

Time 60

Score 0

Peeks 0 / 3

Stephen Smiller, a hunched, wide-eyed advisor, hugging the Binder

Guard the Binder

Visitors creep in to read it. Tap them, or press 1–4 or the arrows, to shoo them.

60 seconds. 3 peeks and it's over.

How to play

  • You're Stephen Smiller, Senior Advisor for Whispering. The Binder is on the desk. Nobody reads the Binder.
  • Katie, reporters and an intern creep in through four doors. Tap or click one to shoo them, or press its door's number (1 to 4) or arrow.
  • 10 points a shoo, 15 if they'd nearly reached it. They come faster as the clock runs down.
  • 3 peeks and the game's over. P or Esc pauses. So does looking away.

Parody. Stephen Smiller is a fictional cartoon character.