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Briefing on the Crowd

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

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Briefing on the Crowd

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

Yesterday's crowd was the largest crowd in history.

One, comma, zero zero zero, comma, zero zero zero people.

That's the most commas ever at one event. Experts are saying so. I'm the experts.

The script, from Donny's office

Yesterday's crowd was the largest crowd in history.

One million people, at least. Many more were watching from the parking lot.

It's a MILLION. Read the number, not the commas. But she's right, it was a lot of commas. Record commas. D.

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