Launch Pad One (My Backyard)
Announcing the Donny Space Program
Other countries have space programs. Now so do I. Mission one: a gold flag on the Moon, facing Earth, so everyone can see it.
Today I am proud to announce the Donny Space Program. Many countries have space programs. Some companies have them too. But none of them have the most important ingredient: me.
Our Missions
Mission 1: A gold flag on the Moon, facing Earth. Big enough to read from your backyard. It will say DONNY. You’ll see it every night. It’ll help you sleep.
Mission 2: A hotel on Mars. Red planet, gold building. Great contrast. The view is bad right now, but wait until the hotel is there.
Mission 3: Find aliens and tell them about me, before somebody else gets to them first and says something unfair.
Our Rocket
It will be the tallest rocket ever designed, because I designed it. It’s shaped like a tie. Red, long, pointy. The engineers say ties aren’t shaped for space. They will be.
Our Astronauts
Applications are open. You must be brave, strong and willing to say nice things about me in space. Nobody can hear you in space, so you’ll have to say it very loudly.
Frequently Asked Questions
When is the first launch?
As soon as the rocket is finished being designed, which is happening in my head, very quickly.
Can I apply to be an astronaut?
Yes. Write a short essay about why I'm great. Longer essays get priority.